全文中英对照 The Barista Plan 咖啡师的幼政策 Bea and Eddy are at their local coffee shop. Eddy keeps looking at the counter nervously. 比娅和埃迪来到他们常去的咖啡店。埃迪严重地不？聪蚬裉。 ? Eddy, what's wrong? You've been acting weird since we got here. 埃迪，怎么了？从我们到这儿起头你就怪怪的。 ? Oh, nothing! I just... I forgot what I wanted to order. 哦，没事！我只是……忘了重点什么。 ? You always get a black coffee. What's really going on? 你一贯都点黑咖啡。到底产生什么事了？ ? OK, fine. I want to ask out the barista, but I can't do it. 好吧，真话说。我想约那位咖啡师，但是我不敢。 ? Why not? Just go up and tell her you think she's nice. 为什么不敢？直接从前通知她你感触她人很好。 ? But what if she says no? What if I trip? What if I forget how to speak English? 可要是她回绝我怎么办？我要是绊倒怎么办？我要是连英语都不会说了怎么办？ ? Eddy, those are just excuses. Come on, I'll help you practice. 埃迪，这些都只是借口。来吧，我助你操练。 Bea spends ten minutes coaching Eddy on exactly what to say. 比娅花极度钟教埃迪该说哪些话。 ? Perfect! Now go ask her out. 很好！此刻去约她吧。 Eddy walks confidently to the counter. 埃迪自负地走向柜台。 ? Excuse me, I'd like a large caramel macchiato with extra foam and cinnamon, please! 麻烦给我一杯大杯焦糖玛奇朵，多加奶泡和肉桂粉！ Eddy returns with the fancy drink and sits down. 埃迪拿着这杯花哨的饮品回到座位坐下。 ? A caramel macchiato? Eddy, you hate sweet coffee! And you didn't ask her out! 一杯焦糖玛奇朵？埃迪，你讨厌甜咖啡！并且你底子没有去约她！ ? Actually... I ordered this on purpose. 其实……我是有意点这个的。 ? What do you mean? 你什么意思？ ? Junior told me yesterday that you love solving problems and helping people. So I made up this whole barista thing. 朱尼尔昨天跟我说，你很喜欢助人解决问题。所以这整套咖啡师的事件都是我编出来的。 ? Wait... you've been faking being nervous about the barista? 等等……你假装对咖啡师严重是演的？ ? Yeah! I wanted to spend more time with you. You're always so busy with work. 没错！我就是想多陪陪你。你工作总是太忙了。 ? I can't believe you outsmarted me! 真不敢相信，我竟然被你计算了！ ? Want to try this drink? It's actually terrible. I should have just asked you to hang out. 要不要试试这杯？其实很难喝。我当初直接约你出来就好了。